Need a laugh at the end of the week? We all need to lighten up and laugh, no matter the stress we’re experiencing!
Fun things to do in the Computer Lab Excerpts
==>Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream “Oh my word! They”ve found me!” and bolt.
==>Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes. Then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
==>When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can”t get the thing to work. After it has been turned on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process.
==>Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
==>Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it”s set up with.
==>Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
==>Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray “Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease,” and scream “YES!” when it finishes.
==>Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
==>Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
==>Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
=>Bring some dry ice. Make it look like your computer is smoking.
==>Attempt to eat your computer”s mouse.
==>Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
==>Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn”t work.
==>Run into the computer lab, shout “Armageddon is here!!!!!”, then calmly sit down and begin to type.
Source: http://www.slinkycity.com/computer-lab.html Editor’s note: obviously this is posted for teacher humor; not meant to be used with your classrooms!!!